Tuesday, 3 August 2010

Jew Talkin to me?

I heard from the Jew today. And then I fell off my chair. 


I honestly believed that the guy was so pissed off with me he'd deleted me from his facebook life. 


But no, apparently our friendship is alive and well. We conversed back and forwards for about an hour and honestly it did make my day. 


There is nothing worse than thinking there is someone in this world that has completely rejected you and possibly hates your guts. Of course, this is my theatrical self at her best. 


Turns out he's been in China for two weeks starting a cosmetics company. Yes. 


Dear Jew, 
It was great to hear from you today. I know the only reason for your impromptu text was because you are holed up in a hotel room in Beijing on that rare occasion when you are forced to be alone with yourself and can't stand it. Also you must have broken up with whatever you have been seeing.


Whatever the reason, I'm glad we can be friends. 


I guess. 

2 comments:

  1. hahah! holed up in Beijing! That’ll teach him! A cosmetics company?!? What the eff?

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  2. I know. Typical. I love it though - always something new.

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